Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Kluivert spot

I've just seen Patrick Kuivert on the way home!

He was stuck in traffic on St James Boulevard heading away from SJP. He saw us all looking at him and waved and we of course all waved back like loons!

15 comments:

Newcastle Photos said...

I seen him last night in the chippy on Heaton Road.He was with Gazza, Lord Lucan and Shergar. :)

mmChronic said...

Everyone's seen Gazza. And Lucan was riding Shergar at the Newcastle Rasces Ladies Day the other week.

But I saw PK! Yay!

mmChronic said...

We're away at the weekend so I won't see the game so I wasn't going to get to see him. We were chuffed as owt especially when he waved and grinned! He was probably thinking look at those daft twats (or Dutch equivalent) in the car over there.

Unknown said...

I once called David Ginola a cunt at the Belfry nightclub...daft twat just smiled and went as if to sign an autograph...I'm a spurs fan too...

mmChronic said...

But he was a cunt when he snaked off.

And PK was breaking the law yesterday but I'm saying nowt until I've finished my letter made from newspaper headline letters.

mmChronic said...

Hi Mike!

If it had have been after the game it we would have seen him on his way to the airport no doubt!

I think we threw the game on purpose as it was a memorial fixture. Or something.

mmChronic said...

It took me ages to think of who NB was! Nazi Bowyer? Nackered Bellamy? But it is of course our new (nearly) midfield hardman.

Shoot Robert, sell him for dog food and put Bellas on left, NB + JJ across the middle and Ambrose on the right.

Which leaves room for Al and Pat up front.

Back four: Bernard/Woody/O'Brien/Miguel (allegedly).

Do all right? We're going for the quadruple this year! If no one gets injured anyway - which means we're fscked then.

mmChronic said...

We may as well get £2.50 off Chum for him.

Shame about Miguel. Which means Stephen Carr will be back in the frame. We need someone better than that!

Oh well I guess I'd better get my winfield, moulded stud footy boots out of the cupboard. :)

mmChronic said...

Spend big? When we get the money possibly? Considering we didn't make the CL this year I think we've done alright on the signigs front so far - one of the best up and coming English youngsters in Milner, Kluivert, Butt and we haven't finished yet. We still need a RB and I reckon we'll get one.

Did Hasselbaink even make the bench for Holland? As for that fat aussie twat we just distract him by waving pies from the stand.

I'm really sorry to see Speed go. However we'll at least get a few more years out the Buttster than we will old Speedy. We just need someone hard to hold midfield - let Bellamy, JJ and Ambrose do the scamper-passy stuff.

Can't wait to see Butt take the tops of both Viduka's knees with one tackle! :)

mmChronic said...

Bellamy. He played there a couple of times and was good. Crosses ok, but best when running at defenders. That of course leaves the spare striking berth upfront for Pat.

And practically all of Robert's goals were scored in a 6-7 match period or something. He did nothing the rest of the year and cost us games by watching the play instead of joining in. We got way more out of Ginola in that position and he was considered lazy. That makes Lauren dead in my book.

I admit I started warming to him during his mini purple patch but you are going to get nowhere playng only a handful of games a season and watching the rest. If you think the shit Robert took from the crowd last season was bad wait till this season - you'll be in a minority of 3 or something. Nearly everyone I know wishes he'd pull his finger out or go.

mmChronic said...

If Robert could be arsed he could be the best in the world - that's definitely what pisses me off about him.

I think we've had our fill of Greek defenders. :)

mmChronic said...

<monty>excellent</monty>

mmChronic said...

I know he's the best in Europe for standing with hand on hips, looking petulantly at the rest of the team for daring not to pass him the ball after he's lost it (or didn't even bother going for it) for the 19th time in 7 minutes.

mmChronic said...

You won't have to - he's going to Espanyol for 50p. Probably.

mmChronic said...

Or maybe Marseille for a bit more.