We're going to need plenty more practice at understanding Scouse so here's the Scouse Translator! I say "I do like a nice cup of tea." Wayne says "Ay do like a laughin cup o' char. " A prize of a knuckle sandwich to the best translation.
I say "Excuse me young man, could you direct me to the nearest train station?" Wayne says "Ay-ay, fork over de Rolex before yer chew'n me knuckle butty."
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I say "It must be your round old chap"
Wayne says "Say dat again and i'll stab yew."
We say "I'm Bored"
He says "giz yer crack or ah'll stab yew"
I say "Excuse me young man, could you direct me to the nearest train station?"
Wayne says "Ay-ay, fork over de Rolex before yer chew'n me knuckle butty."
I'm terribly sorry but where aaare you, one's old bean, watching the match tonight?
Posh translatorWhere 're ya watchin' the Itch And Scratch tonight?
Cockney Rhyming Slang TranslatorWheear eur theur watchin t' match t'neet?
Yorkshire translatorWhere iz yous watchin da match tonight? Is it coz I is black?
Ali G Translator
Geordie translator: What the fucks it got to de with ye like. Do you want your goes?
Ali translator: I iz watchin hit down da Larda Ox in Whitley Bay wiv me real possie.
Normal: Excuse me sir, did you just look at my pint?
Scouse: Ey yous wack, did yew juss gerron me bevie?
English: Are you calling my pint a poof?
Scouse: Ay yew call'n me bevie a big girl's blouse?
No voting, whored from the b4st4rd operator! ;)
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