Monday, June 21, 2004

Google invents Gmail part 27

It may have been around for a while but now Google AdSense is free to anyone and now you get a slice of the revenue generated by ad clicks from your site.
Yay! We're all going to be millionaire's!!!!!

19 comments:

mmChronic said...

So have you signed us up then? Or are we leaving that to the commercial manager.

mmChronic said...

*?

bah mutter fscking stupid keyboard grumble

Dogs said...

Only mC would comment on his own missing "?"
Bit of a kinky obsession if you ask me and no doubt he's flagellating with the cat-o-nine-tails at this very moment.
Anyway, is Newlinks going to sign up for megabucks? Try find a site that uses it already and see how intrusive it is.

bungers said...

I'm against advertising on here, purely because of what's happened to boing boing. it's too obvious. Now, if we could do it all subtle, like g-mail, I'd consider it. I'll have a word with the design manager...

Besides, we're already rolling in all the revenue we got from selling our souls to Amazon. Oh, er.. didn't I mention that? Er.. I was going to tell you... ;)

<last seen with two netto carrier bags stuffed with £50 notes>

bungers said...

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Dogs said...

Did you notice the bit which says "if your site gets more than 10 million hits per month"

hmmm...

I think we need to sign up and then, if possible, write a script that clicks on our ads all day long or, alternatively, quit our day jobs in favour of sitting at home clicking on our own ads all day long. We'll be rich beyond our wildest dreams!!!!!

mmChronic said...

You get kicked off for clicking on your own ads.

As for fixing my own typos - as a coder you should appreciate attention to detail. Unless you are a shite one? Parp!

bryn said...

Check out Andre Torrez's site for "subtle" use of AdSense, and quality tech content too!

Dogs said...

I wouldn't call that subtle but it's not as bad as I thought. And Mr Torrez earns enough to buy a Sunday paper once per month!! What are we wating for?

bungers said...

Must... investigate... more... Oh, I better go see if we got any orders for last week's little enterprise.

Thanks for the link bhell13. :)

Dogs said...

8 users right now!!!!

Think of the potential revenue.

mmChronic said...

Pah - chicken feed. We should have had ads in place before we got swamped by the macophiles. We had

That is as subtle as AdSense gets so it's not too bad at all. Certainly no stupid popups or owt.

However I reckon we have probably made a huge fortune already with Bunger's cyrillic cockadoodle.

bungers said...

There's money in them thar knobs you know...

Dogs said...

How about we combine advertising and knobs. Cigarette companies would pay a fortune to emblazon our silicon phalluses with catchy slogans. Think....

"Size matters. Smoke B&H Superkings"

mmChronic said...

Or

"Ours are so big you'll only get the tip in your mouth."

Dogs said...

Alternatively...
"KY Jelly. For those who prefer not to smoke after sex."
yuk yuk.

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ILuvNUFC said...

YAY! NewLinks descends into smut....again.

mmChronic said...

So what was in Dogs deleted post? The all seeing eye didn't see all this time!

Smut obviously works for hit whoring too judging by the search referrals we get.